Doug Porter BETA

There is nothing particularly useful here yet. (Will there ever be?) You will have to amuse yourself with the following for now:

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Contact

Please direct praise to one of the following destinations. The options are listed in rough order of preference. If I fail to get back to you, please try another form of communication. Complaints? Please see figure 1.

email
dsp at dsp.name
irc
dsp on EFnet
xmpp
dsp at dsp.name
phone
+1 317 997 3982



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